Ah Hallowe'en, the one night of the year you can expect to be ticked off.
Although determined to lock yourself inside your home and ignore anyone who comes knocking at your door you're certain to get some idiot pounding on it for a solid half hour to irritate you beyond belief.
Thus is how my night began and upon my girlfriend returning home from work in a foul mood, us having an argument and me storming out of the house set on the haven of a friends house for a nice beer to relax.
It amazes me how much all Hallows Eve has changed since the days of my youth (although not so long ago), the festival really has progressed into something really twisted.
Walking in a fuming mood across town i was accosted by at least twenty groups of teanagers dressed like prats who insisted on trying to talk with me. One after looking at my face was even bold enough to ask.
"Y'right mate?" this with glee. At my reply
"No!" he continued.
"what's up?" to which his friend with half a brain filled in
"he's probably fed up with loads of retards bothering him" to this i agreed with a thumbs up over my shoulder as i walked away.
From little kids dressed as fairys to young teenage girls as schoolgirls i questioned myself, whats scary about that?
The answer i soon realised was 'that what are your parents thinking letting twelve year old girls go out wearing skirts barely long enough to cover their daughters bum cheeks.
So tell me everyone, WHAT THE F IS GOING ON!